Who's Nailin' Paylin?
| Who's Nailin' Paylin? | |
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| Director: | Jerome Tanner |
| Producer: | Larry Flynt |
| Writer: | Roger Krypton |
| Starring: | Lisa Ann |
| Studio: | Hustler |
| Country: | United States |
| Language: | English |
| Released: | 2008 |
| Series: | Who's Nailin' Paylin? |
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Followed by: Hollywood's Nailin' Palin. Alternately titled: Who's Nailin' Paylin' - Adventures of a Hockey MILF.
Tagline
The movie everyone’s been talking about… and you may be asking yourself, “Did Hustler Video really shoot a parody of Sarah Palin?” You betcha!
Plot summary
The film opens in Serra Paylin's living room, when two Russian soldiers knock on the door seeking a tow-truck to lend assistance with their smoldering tank. After some small talk, flirting, and a knock-knock joke, a ménage à trois scene ensues.
The second scene, referring back to the first, opens with a newspaper headline exclaiming "Paylin endorses Russian penetration!" Then focus shifts to the Faux News Studio, where character Bill Orally sits at the news desk. Orally praises Paylin's recent work in foreign relations, and criticizes what he characterizes as the "hypocritical left."
The third scene takes place in a Washington, D.C. hotel. A female White House intern is attempting to prepare Serra for interaction with the press. The intern attempts to teach Serra how to correctly pronounce the word "absolutely," which Serra comedically renders as "You betcha." After a frustrating session, Serra leaves in search of "a warm glass of moo juice and some shut eye." After Paylin leaves, the intern declares "What a fucking air head." In response, Serra's husband slides out from under the bed and replies "Try living with her." The scene ends with an anal sex encounter between Mr. Paylin and the intern.
The fourth scene opens in Serra's bedroom, showing her falling into a fitful sleep, and segues into a dream sequence. In the dream, Paylin seduces her husband's business partner at their snowmobile dealership. The scene finishes with the encounter, returning to a Paylin continuing to toss and turn in her sleep.
The fifth scene is another dream, where Serra remembers her collegiate days at "The International University of I-DA-HO" in 1987. Young Serra listens and actively participates in a classroom discussion which focuses on topics in pseudo-science. Serra places the age of the Earth at 10,000 years and classifies fossils as a ruse by Satan to "trick mankind." After class, Young Serra asks the professor if he knows of any rituals to protect her from witchcraft. The professor assures her that vigorous cunnilingus will provide the required protection, and wastes no time demonstrating.
The sixth and final scene opens with a Bill Orally monologue delivered from the Faux News Studio. The Orally piece introduces a Paylin news conference in which she is to defend herself against charges of adultery. During a rambling monologue Paylin avoids answering the adultery question. After the press clears the room, the Hilly character emerges from beneath the podium. The film closes with a lesbian ménage à trois featuring Serra, Hilly, and Condi.
Strengths & Weaknesses
Cast
- Lisa Ann as Serra Paylin (Sarah Palin)
- Nina Hartley as Hilly (Hillary Clinton)
- Holly West as White House Intern
- Jada Fire as Condi (Condoleezza Rice)
- Sindee Jennings as Young Serra Paylin
- Sascha as Russian Soldier
- Mick Blue as Russian Soldier
- Alec Knight
- Lee Stone
- Evan Stone as Professor
- Mike Horner as Bill Orally (Bill O'Reilly)
Scenes
- Scene 1: Lisa Ann, Sascha, & Mick Blue
- Scene 2: Holly West, Alec Knight
- Scene 3: Lisa Ann, Lee Stone
- Scene 4: Sindee Jennings & Evan Stone
- Scene 5: Lisa Ann, Jada Fire, & Nina Hartley
Awards
- 2010: AVN Awards - Nominee: Best Actress, Lisa Ann
Nominee: Clever Title of the Year
Magazine reviews
External links
- Who's Nailin' Paylin at the Internet Adult Film Database (IAFD)
- Who's Nailin' Paylin at HotMovies
