Tom Selleck's Tool Grinder
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You grab your woman after she has just returned from long day of work, pull her pants down and bend her over the table. You then stick your head into her ass and motorboat that ass. Hopefully she isn't fresh and clean. When you come up for air, you jump up and shout "YOU JUST BEEN MAGNUM'D BABY". With a bit of luck you will have a big bushy Tom Selleck style brown moustache to properly sell the line. Epic laughs will ensue.