Blondes (Metro)
| Blondes | |
|---|---|
| Director: | John T. Bone |
| Studio: | Metro |
| Released: | 1996 |
| Runtime: | 73 mins. |
| Series: | Not In Any Series |
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Plot Summary
BLONDES Amazing Pictures/Metro Home Video, 1996.
director: John T. Bone approx. running time: 73 mins.
cast: Nena Cherry (as Nena Anderson), Candy Apples, Monique Amore, Ron Jeremy, David Hardman, Rick Masters, Steve Hatcher, ?GUY.
scenes:
- Nena Cherry (anal, dp), David Hardman, Steve Hatcher - Nena Cherry (anal), Monique Amore (anal, dp), Ron Jeremy, David Hardman, Rick Masters - Candy Apples (anal, dp, dap), Monique Amore (anal, dp, dap), Ron Jeremy, David Hardman, Rick Masters, Steve Hatcher, ?GUY
condoms: none
This movie is a spoof of Vivid Video. Ron Jeremy plays PP, a big-time director for Livid Video, and Candy Apples plays Ari, a scriptwriter. Ari's having problems accepting Livid's standards and no matter what she writes, PP tells her it's unacceptable because its contents are way too hardcore for the cable market. We learn a bit about two of Livid's contract girls: Jackleen (Nena Cherry) and Jessie Ann (Monique Amore), who are also part of a dance team called Blahs. We first see Jackleen getting it on with two make-up artists. Then PP tells Ari about a wealthy porn fan who hires out some of Livid's contract girls to fuck him and his friends. Finally, in what I think might be Ari's imagination, a down 'n dirty orgy scene takes place to top off the video. First we see Jessie Ann filing her nails and looking bored while being eaten out (what some would say is perfect typecasting of a Vivid girl) but then Ari shows up and turns 'boring' into 'blazing'. In the end, Ari presents PP with her latest script but he still turns it down. Fed up, Ari tells him, "I'm gonna go work for somebody normal." "Like who?" asks PP. And as Ari slowly walks right into the camera for a fade-out, she says, "John T. Bone".
SCENES:
[1] Nena Cherry (shoulder length dyed blonde hair, dyed pubes, implants) is sitting in a barber's chair in a room with a checkered-tiled floor. She's wearing what looks like clear plasting wrapping; red color, wrapped around her chest and legs, as well as some blue colored wrapping on her arms, and also black heels. Make-up artists Hardman and Hatcher (also wearing some colored wrapping themselves) first touch up her hair with a tease and blow- dry. Hatcher then goes down on Nena, eventually inserting one then two fingers. Hardman rubs the handle of a brush on her clit, then later inserts a finger alongside Hatcher's. Later, Hardman licks her clit before Hatcher fucks her (then she blows David). The guys switch places afterwards.
Next they fuck in another part of the room. Steve doggies Nena as she keeps on blowing David. Now her boobs are exposed. At one point, Nena tries to spit into David's mouth but it dribbles down to the floor. Minutes later, David tries again, this time laying on his back underneath Nena's face and having her ooze a glob of spit directly into his mouth. Mmm. Have you lost your appetite yet? Nena keeps on using spit when she goes back to blowing David.
Next is a dp (no anal insertion). Nena seems to have more of her outfit removed. Nice close-up and full-body shots of the action. Finally, Nena lays on her back (now completely naked) as she takes loads of fake cum on/in her mouth. Obviously fake loads as plumes of what they try to pass off as sperm (which looks like glue to me) plasters her face; these two guys are known for usually giving poor loads anyways. First Steve 'cums' as she blows David. Streaks of the white stuff land on Hardman's dick. David later 'cums' in her mouth. All presented to us without watching these jet streams gush out of a real dick. Anyhow, we catch a shot of Nena's face after the splat, and her mouth and cheeks are creamed pretty good - for a faked facial that is.
[2] Nena returns for the second scene, along with Monique Amore (average looking with long bleached blonde hair halfway down her back, black eyebrows, implants, light pubic hair, some sort of tattoo above her pussy on the left side, slightly pudgy frame). The last time I checked her filmography in the IAFD (www.rame.net), this was the only title to her credit. Maybe she goes under another name that I don't know about? So the girls are laying out on some cushions as Ron, David and Rick (in turbans and robes) toss dollar bills at them. The women are wearing very little and have part of their hair crimped. They're both wearing bikini tops, g-strings, nylons and heels. Ron goes right for a mish with Nena as Monique sucks off the other two guys, later being fingered by David.
Rick later joins Nena and we get loops of Ms. Cherry getting it doggy style while sucking a cock (either Rick's or Ron's) and using a lot of spit in the process. Monique lays on her side while David fucks her pussy, then she later takes it anally without an insertion shot provided for us. Ron goes over to join in and gets blown by Ms. Amore. She eventually takes a dp (Ron up her butt, again no insertion shot) as Nena takes a doggy anal (no ins.) by Rick. Nena kinda lays on her stomach motionless while moaning through it. At least we get decent close-up and full body shots of the action, marred only by some poor lighting.
Now from a mish-anal, we see Ron pull out and climb up to Monique's face to cum. He squirts most of his load on her upper chest. David later fucks her vaginally before climbing to her face for a fair facial as well. With Nena, Rick gives her tongue/chin/upper chest a fair popshot.
[3] This final scene takes place in a room with two beds in it. David goes down on Monique (she reminds me of pornstar Sid Deuce more and more), who looks like she'd rather be elsewhere, then Candy enters the room and says she's going to show them what real pornography's about. Then some hooded guys step out before her and she sits down on the empty bed, going about giving them blowjobs. Of the four men, there was one that I didn't recognize (though it *might* have been Sean Rider). Candy, with her long blonde (colored?) hair put up, is wearing very little. She has beautiful natural breasts (which I think she might have had enhanced - or am I mistaken?), very little pubic hair, and a scar on her forehead. Monique is also wearing very little and when she removes her top, she displays prominent tan lines.
This is the raunchiest scene of the video but it suffers from poor continuity and looping. Monique eventually has more than one guy at her disposal and both ladies end up sucking and being fucked in all orifices. None of the anals are shown with insertion shots (actually, when Ron anals Monique in mish we catch a medium shot of it just as his dick enters her) but at least we're provided with some good close-ups and great full body shots. They do side-by-side dps and each girl belts out intense writhes and screams. Followed by this are reverse anal cowgirls for each girl, then double anals. If this is your thing, the footage is pretty decent most of the time. The double anals also feature the women's upper bodies in the same shot.
In the end, both gals lay down beside eachother head to head, almost cheek to cheek (with their bodies stretched out in opposite directions), as the guys give them facials one by one. The lighting's a tad bright but they do end up getting decent splatterings.
FINAL COMMENTS:
If you like watching the kind of raunch that John T. Bone delivers, this video should suit you fine. Just remember that Bone uses the same stable of 'studs'. As for the women, I enjoyed Candy Apples the most but she only appears in the last scene - which I considered the hottest anyways. If you like blondes, all three fit the bill (too bad I can't say they were all natural). Candy sports the only real pair of boobs, too. There isn't any music in the scenes and what weighs this one down is the occasional poor lighting and looping (this is already a short feature). The videography and tape quality are good and as for Bone poking fun at Vivid, he does an ok job - maybe even enough to make Paul Thomas blush. But probably not enough to inspire PT to make hotter flicks.
Strengths & Weaknesses
Cast
Scenes
- Scene 1. Nina Cherry, Dave Hardman, Steve Hatcher
- Scene 2. Monique Amore, Nina Cherry, Dave Hardman, Rick Masters, Ron Jeremy
- Scene 3. Candy Apples, Monique Amore, Dave Hardman, guy, Rick Masters, Ron Jeremy, Steve Hatcher
