How to Get Free Porn Online

So you want to get free pornography on the internet, but aren't sure how? Afraid of signing up for 'free-trials', getting viruses, or having your friends/family find out what you're doing? Here are the tricks of the porn watchers trade.

Donkey Porn and the Internet

Since the birth of the internet, it has been used to trade, sell, and distribute pornography. It has single handedly changed peoples sexuality more than anything since the invention of the VCR. Now, with just a few clicks you can find ANY type of pornography you want to on the internet.

Methods For Attaining Pornography For Free

There are more than a few ways to get your porn for free, but there are a few rules that every experienced porn downloaded should know.

• Do NOT sign up for a 'free-trial'. You'll have no clue about what kind of company they are, and what they'll do with your credit card number.
• Do NOT install any programs that claim that they will give you free porn.
• Avoid downloading porn that is illegal in your country. This especially includes underage pornography.
• Do NOT use the Microsoft Internet Explorer. The Internet Explorer got a lot of security vulnerabilities which are exploited by some pornsites to install spy- or adware on your computer. Better use an alternative browser like Firefox or Opera. Although these browsers also have security vulnerabilities those are much less exploited.

Now that you've read what not to do, here are some methods to get you the goods.

Thumbnail Sites

Some thumbnail sites (TGP) will index and categorize the 'sample' porn images that pay sites provide to entice you to sign up for more. You can use these sites to guide you to the hundred of thousands of free samples currently available. Usually they are a basic image series, but short videos can be found too. Some popular index sites include:

• XNXX
• el-ladies.com
• Freeones.com
• MadThumbs.com
• MagicTeaPot.com
• pornolizer
• Pussy.org
• Sublime Directory
• Tiava.com
• TheHun.net
• sexzool.com
• [1]
• Sexaprize.com

Most such sites have links to similar TGP sites at the bottom of the page.

Using a picture downloader can shorten the amount of time it takes to download pictures behind the thumbs in thumbnail galleries. Here are example of two downloader applications, both of which are freeware:

• Mihov Downloader
• FlashGet

Using these apps, I have been able to download literally thousands of pictures from thumbnail galleries in the same amount of time it used to take to manually click and save maybe 100 or so to my hard drive.

Nici is a commercial application designed specifically for downloading porn from galleries. It provides the best experience for getting lots of free porn, but unfortunately is not free. It doesn't contain any troyans/dialers.

There is a trick to finding tons of good porn on the web that I encourage all of you to try. First, find a gallery you like using your favorite porn site. Next you will take apart the URL and use google to find all the galleries hosted on this server (usually they will be by the same brand). To do this you need to use two google search tools, site: and inurl:. If, for example, your chosen gallery is http://galleries.XXX4u.com/hosted_galleries/42394/6Hg4a.html you should google "site:XXX4u.com inurl:hosted_galleries" (withouth the quotes). If you do this right you will end up with a giant list of good galleries.

Search Engines

Several search engines exist which are specifically designed for finding pornography. The best of these allow the surfer to restrict their searches to photos or movies, and sometimes also provide the ability to search all of the galleries hosted by a particular porn site. The most popular sex search engines will only list clean galleries devoid of invasive JavaScript and spyware. Some of the biggest engines include:

• EveKnows
• AskJolene
• Magic Teapot

Peer to Peer

Peer to Peer downloading programs are a good way to get porn videos. This is especially useful if you have a broadband internet connection. These programs allow anyone who runs them to share their files with everyone else. Once they run one of these programs, their already downloaded porn is shared with you! Simply type in what you're looking for and it will search their file collections for you. The downloading speed will depend on your connection speed, the number of people you connect to to download a file, and the speed of their connections. Here are some current popular peer to peer downloading programs.

• Kazaa (note: Kazaa will take over your computer to an extent)
• eDonkey/eMule
• Gnutella
• BaDoink (http://www.badoink.com)
• Limewire [www.limewire.com]

bitTorrent

This is technically a peer to peer protocol, but not in the traditional sense. Instead of searching other users files for something you want, you download a file which is a 'map' to other users who have that particuler file. So you need to download a bitTorrent client, with which you load the 'map' file you have downloaded into, and it goes out and retrieves the files. Some popular bitTorrent clients are:

• BitTorrent - The official BitTorrent client
• Azureus - A java-based BitTorrent client
• ABC - Another nice BitTorrent client

Some popular websites that contain links to pornographic .torrent files are:

• MuffTorrent
• FileSoup
• TorrentSpy
• Empornium
• Sexotorrent

USENET

USENER is still the mainstay of old school geeks who still think Mosaic (the first graphical web browser) is a bad idea. Evolving from the same infrastructure from which email originally developed; USENET consists of distributed email-like articles forming a bulletin board system. People all over the world post articles, either containing text or attachments, to their local USENET server. These articles are copied and spread to other USENET servers up the chain in a peer-to-peer manner. The end users then peruse their local server for whatever happens to flow in that day, and download articles.

Most Internet service providers operate ‘news servers’ that an end user connects to using ‘newsreader’ client software. These applications resemble email clients except that users open up newsgroups instead of the INBOX. Newsgroups are topical categories logically organized into hierarchies of subjects. For example alt.binaries.pictures.erotica, a popular newsgroup for seekers of porn, breaks down into ‘alt’ for alternative, ‘binaries’ for binary attachments, ‘pictures’ for pictures, and ‘erotica’ for smut.

Many ISPs do not provide adequate or any access to news servers due to the bandwidth requirements. A highly recommended alternative is commercial USENET feeds such as

• Easy News
• Supernews

Commercial servers usually provide direct access through a newsreader client or a web-based interface for a monthly fee (~$10/month). These servers offer the advantage of better coverage of USENET groups, better retention of articles, anonymity/no logging policies, a higher probability of complete multi-part binaries, and significant download bandwidth. It’s important to know that USENET is a passive, not an active means of acquiring files. The usual modus of operandi is to fire up the newsreader and checkout the latest whatnot that happens to flow in since the day before. To many this is a blessing after exhausting every permutation of sex words, pop songs, and movie titles in the search field of a typical p2p application. USENET is a peer-to-peer system invented decades before Napster was twinkling in Sean Fanning’s eyes. Popular among the 30+ hardcore computer geeks, there is a significant learning curve and message posting etiquette since it existed long before the easy-to-use worldwide web, however the sheer volume of porn, ‘pegs, and wares that flow into USENET daily makes it a worthwhile experience.

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