Rectagon

The Rectagon is an eight part maneuver that requires concentration and an egg beater. The first step needed to start this maneuver is to obtain a cripple of Latino decent. This is because the first position requires the individual to slide themselves under recipient’s legs while sitting on a pottery wheel. This is why a cripple is required. The first step in the eight part maneuver is to have a naked individual (male) to sit down on a pottery wheel while a cripple of Latino decent slides themselves in-between the male’s legs. The second step is for the Latin cripple (also male and naked) to begin to masturbate the man sitting on the pottery wheel as the pottery is being formed. The third step is when the cripple shoves an egg beater up the man ass who is sitting on the pottery wheel until the man screams uncontrollable (make sure that this is step is performed with a pottery wheel that has a hole in the seat). The fourth step is for the man sitting on the pottery wheel to masturbate into the freshly formed clay (make sure that the egg beater is still placed up the man’s ass). The fifth step is when the pottery is placed into a kiln and heated until finished. The Sixth step(this is a long one) is to have the man sitting on the pottery wheel to take out the hot, finished piece of pottery and place the pottery on a knee high table. Then the man should place his ass right above the fresh piece of pottery. Now the Latino cripple must wiggle his way towards the man standing above the pottery and he should proceed to punch the man in the stomach until he shits out the egg beater and then shits into the fresh, hot pottery. Step Seven requires the cripple to push over the man onto the pottery and into the hot shit. Step Eight is for the man who is lying on top of the hot broken pottery and shit to lift up his legs and have the cripple toss his hot, fresh, pottery, semen glazed salad! Enjoy!