Sloppy Poppadopolous

Anal Sex with a bitch (but with a little something extra)

Slip crushed up laxatives and sleeping pills in a girl's drink (preferably green soda) then wait the suggested time it takes for her to shit uncontrollably before fucking her ass,unconscious, of course.

Stick your penis in the fecal matter and when your are about to cum spread that mixture all over her body. When you are done make sure to urinate on her sleeping body. You might want to pull a Weekend at Bernies and dig a fresh corpse to blame it on. Then beat that fucker to death in front of your just awoken girlfriend. Your girlfriend will be so happy with you she will fuck you again and you can repeat the process with the already dead corpse.

Comes in sloppy and extra sloppy!!!!!!!