Bernard Manning's Morning Toast
This is one of the given names for a sex act which is often performed in low grade pornographic productions. The act itself usually involves a man (or series of men) ejaculating on a cracker or biscuit, which is then eaten by another person. It is normally the climax to the scene.
This kind of scene is quite common in degrading amateur porn, where the goal is to create a master-slave dynamic, and where the slave is made to perform demeaning acts.
The name 'Bernard Manning's Morning Toast' comes from a scene in an underground dogging movie from the late 1990's in the UK. Bernard Manning was an extremely obese comedian, who was popular in the UK in the 1970's and early 80's. The scene from which the name derives involved a similarly obese man cumming on a piece of toast, which was then eaten by a woman. The scene, a real life incident, was filmed outdoors in a public carpark. The story was reported in the News or the World at a time when the term dogging was just entering the public consciousness, and when the dogging craze was just starting to explode.
See Also
- Abe Lincoln
- Alan Titchmarsh's Stroller
- Anal Boot
- Angry Dragon
- Australian Death Grip
- Bargoyle
- Barry Manilows Saggy Crown Jewels
- Bernard Manning's Morning Toast
- Boston City Barrel Roll
- Bronco
- Brunswick
- Butt Rodeo
- Cajun Hot Stick
- Chili Chopper
- Clitourist
- Club Sped
- Cold Lunch
- Corn Dog
- Couch Bombing
- Coyote
- Cracker Jack
- David Copperfield
- Devil's Doorknob
- Dirty River
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dog In A Bathtub
- Donkey Punch
- Double Fishhook
- Dutch Oven
- Eiffel Tower
- Errol Flynn
- Esplanade
- Esther Rantzen's Egg Shell
- Felching
- Fickle Finger of Fate
- Finch
- Flaming Amazon
- Flaming Pele
- Flatulence
- Flying Camel
- Fountain Of You
- Fumilingus
- Furry Friend
- Gary Lineker's Hairy Spinaker
- Gaylord Perry
- Gift of the Gab
- Glass Bottom Boat
- Glemmie
- Golden Fabio
- Grand Pappy Smash
- Hot Karl
- Hot Kyle
- Houdini
- Intoxicourse
- Jackboot Stamp
- Jelly Doughnut
- The Jester's Jump
- Kansas City Coalmine
- Kurt Russell's Purple Eyepatch
- Last Ditch Effort
- Legal Seafood Delight
- Lucky Pierre
- Manual Deconstipation
- Molotov Cocktail
- Mr Furley
- Mr. Miyagi/Karate Kid
- Mr. Roper
- Mung
- Mung Dynasty
- Napa Valley Shoeshine
- New York Style Taco
- Nixon
- Old Jism Trail
- One Armed Bandit
- One-Eyed Pirate
- Orange County Shuffle
- Pearl Necklace
- Pile Driver
- Pink Glove
- Play Through
- Post Poodum Syndrome
- The Prime Minister
- Purple Mushroom
- Ray Bans
- Rear Admiral
- Red River Ranger
- Relative Humidity
- Ringwald's Fiery Flamehaired Fishcakes
- Rusty Anchor
- Rusty Trombone
- Sandbag
- Sandpiper
- Scarlet Wallpaper
- Screwnicorn
- Scooby Snacks
- Seargent/Colonel Perkins
- Shish Cabob
- Shocker
- Shrimping
- Sir Markowitz
- Smoking Pole
- Snowball
- Snowmobile
- Spitting Image
- Split Pissonality
- Stick in the Mud
- Stovepiping
- Stranger
- Stuffcking
- Tea Bag
- The Moonraker Landing
- The Munchkin Rotisserie
- The Peg Leg Pete
- The Pearl River Plunger
- Tom Selleck's Tool Grinder
- The Toothless Badger
- Toothpasting
- Topeka Destroyer
- Tossing Salad
- Tuna Melt
- Turkey Shoot
- Upper Deck
- Valsalva
- Vegetarian Hot Lunch
- Walking the Dirty Dog
- Western Grip
- Woody Woodpecker
- Zombie Mask