Rear Admiral
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When getting a chick from behind (with both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab onto anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that the momentum pushes her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table, or have her trip and fall on her face. You attain the status of Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
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- Butt Rodeo
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- Couch Bombing
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- Cracker Jack
- David Copperfield
- Devil's Doorknob
- Dirty River
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dog In A Bathtub
- Donkey Punch
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- Flying Camel
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- Pearl Necklace
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- Pink Glove
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- Post Poodum Syndrome
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- Purple Mushroom
- Ray Bans
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- Rusty Anchor
- Rusty Trombone
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- Scarlet Wallpaper
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